A redhead and a blonde both go out to smoke a cigarette. They are both at risk of lung cancer.

Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

A man walks into a casino, and when he walks out his family has no home.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Alex watched his grandfather tear up as he told him the terrors of the Holocaust. Apparently killing Jews is hard on people.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

I've got a tip for the ladies. Or if you like I can put the whole thing

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Stop Iran! We need the money.

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

I'm hungry.

Justin Bieber.

What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

Mum says therirs ups in life... I have the Downs

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

The GOV and the WHO?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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