- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

You were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

Matt is a Duster!

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

Why did the man tell the child to get into the van? They were late for a field trip.

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