Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

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Wanna hear a really dirty joke the boy fell in the mud

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw bricks at its face.

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You know what makes me smile? Face muscles.

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What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

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copy me and i will kill you

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A fully grown cow walks into a man's house and says to him, "Hey, how have you been?" Traumatized by the vivid circumstances, the man falls to the floor and begins sobbing relentlessly until he passes out onto the floor from a violent mental breakdown.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

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Q:What do you call Black Jesus ? A:Black Jesus a.w. j.p.

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A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he was mentally handicaped

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What is yellow and bright? The sun.

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Q:What's worst than reading a bad joke? A: Reading a joke on anti-joke and the person who posted the joke obviously doesn't get how a anti-joke works. For example... read this again ^^

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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What's the difference between camping and molestation? I wasn't taken camping as a child

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the Crossing Guard union had reached a collective agreement and they had returned to work and it was safe to cross once again.

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What happened to the homosexual jiggalo? He ended up getting aids from having anal sex with various men which is not the best idea because the anus where poop comes from.

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Unfortually last night Andrew McNeil was studying soo hard that his head exploded and the next day at school, his friends found out and then cheered with laughter and happieness.

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A man walks into a bar, ouch!

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What did the man say to the man with no head? You have no head

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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