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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

Do you have to make frequent trips to the bathroom? Do you have a weak or broken stream? Do you leave the bathroom feeling satisfied? Do your frequent trips to the bathroom interrupt everyday activities? Well you should take Lunesta and just sleep. Then you wouldn't have this problem.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

What did the farmer say when he couldnt find his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Q: A squirrel a chipmunk and a spider monkey are fighting over these nuts. Who gets them? A: Your Mom ;p

That is so fetch

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Pansies are green, I think I'm colorblind

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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