- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

ejaculation JLR

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

Ready for something funny? nothing

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

You were born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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