Who's the best German Chef? Hitler

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Why did the black kid die? He had cancer.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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whats purple and brown lucozade sport

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A chicken crosses the road and goes into a bar and recites the following poem: Roses are red Violets are blue Knock Knock Who's there? Sugar is sweet Sugar is sweet who? And so are you. The bartender was confused considering she's a blonde. A genie appears and says to the Mexican he'll grant him 3 wishes. The black guy, the white guy, and the jew were at the bar also. The priest was also drinking. They all had a great time.

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What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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Q: Whats worse than dropping your ice cream? A: Dropping two ice creams. Q: Whats worse than dropping two ice creams? A: The Holocaust. Q: Whats worse than the Holocaust? A: Dropping three ice creams.

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance? He didn't exist.

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What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

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Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

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Potatoes have skin. I have skin. Therefore, I am a potato.

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

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Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his family was raped and stripped of their possessions

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Why is the moon gray? Why is it not?

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Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

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why are jews so cash hungry? because like the rest of us they are looking for a way to survive and feed their family.

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What's long and black? A 12 inch black dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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