Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

Well that explains a lot, thank you.

i got 99 problems.... and aids is one

A baby seal walks into a club.

A blonde walks into a drycleaning store 2 pick up her clothes and as she walks out the empoyee says cum again and the blonde says shut up it was toothpast this time!!!!

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

what did the girl get with her blueberry waffles? blue waffles.

"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

Why did they bury the fireman on the east side of the green grassy hill, to the left of the old well, underneath the huge apple tree? Because he was dead.

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

Yo' mamma's so poor she's homeless and dying of starvation.

what do you get when you combine an astronaut, a microwave and a bathtub? A suicide investigation

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

I am dyslexic

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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