Q: Why didn't the dirty man jump into the shower? A: Because he spotted the potential danger to jump into a slippery shower and proceeded with caution.

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What's red and can't speak ? A strawberry

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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You know what they say about a man's feet... No i don't.

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The game.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What do Richard and Judy have in common? Nothing.

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You: Hey, I have a good knock knock joke, here, you start! -and if all goes well...- Them: Knock knock! You:Who's there? Them: Uhh...

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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A man walks into a bar, he realizes he has no money and leaves

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Your mom is so ignorant that she in completely unaware how the premature termination of QE2 in conjunction with a potential US credit downgrade could substantially impact her fixed income portfolios and hinder her ability to retire in the desired time frame.

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Why did Hitler kill himself He saw his gas bill

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Why was the muslim surprised? A tyrannosaurus rex bit off his legs.

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So everything, the chat we had before was all you know, a game so I would call you? I am not sleepy but I can wait until you can confirm everything.

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What's young and not funny? Todays anti-joke writers.

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A black man, a jewish man and a white man walk into a bar. The black man shoots the bartender, the white man takes the money and the jewish man holds the customers hostage.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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