- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, Everything is gray, I'm a dog.

Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

Why did Phil Krahn cross the road? Because he is gay

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

What's purple and fuzzy? A piece of purple fuzz.

What does an Asian person with 3 eyes have? A birth defect.

What would you do if I said a horse ate your mother? It doesn't mattet, I didn't

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

what did a ginger say to god? nothing gingers dont have souls and therefore cant go to heaven

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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