- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

Knock, Knock Who's There

Matt is a Duster!

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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