Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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What's 2+2? Gonorrhea

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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why do woman love the twilight books? i have no idea woman can't read

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This is an anti joke

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Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

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What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

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What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

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What does DNA stand for? The National Dyslexic Association

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Rhyming is hard, Zebra.

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get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

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Knock, Knock? Who's there? Its Gilly.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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What did the hat say to the scarf? Nothing.

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Do knock-knock jokes apply to homeless people?

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

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What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

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whats worse than loseing your dog? getting raped by a clown.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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