- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

What's old and wrinkly? old people

What is Yellow and American? A yellow american

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

Shea's sty....

What do you call a bunch of hobos having sexual intercourse? A soup kitchen

speech and debate.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing, fruit can't talk.

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What did Shaq do when he first met Rondo? Play Basketball

The biggest lie in the world . . . I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

Why did the spider cross the road? He was stuck to the bottom of my shoe!

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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