How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

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how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

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A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What do you do when a dog chews your pen? Use a pencile instead.

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What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was suicidal.

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Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

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There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

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An irish man walks into a bar. He drinks responsibly, and leaves shortly afterward.

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A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

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Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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You were born.

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What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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