what do mexicans and grass have in common You find them both in your front yard

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

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What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Why didn't the Country club waiter enjoy iced tea? He's simply always had a preference for warm beverages. He assumes this goes back to his infant days when his mother would massage his belly with warm porridge.

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Two Black men, one wearing a blue shirt, and one wearing a red shirt, Jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The one in the blue shirt

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Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

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Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

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why did dinosaurs get extinct? i don't know i was not there to see it!!!!!!!!!

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Your momma is so fat that she decided to begin an exercise program and eat healthy and she lost weight.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a good, New England family man

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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A blind man watches TV

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why does it take 2 woman with p.m.t to change a light bulb? because there both tired , feel bloated , and could do with a bar of choccy

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What's the difference between a car tyre and 365 used condoms? One is a Goodyear. The others a fucking great year!!! San2

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"What did one Chinese say to each other" "I don't speak chinese.......!"

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hello anomonous

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Why did the boy climb the tree? To get to the top. - Driiiftz

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