I know you are but what am I? Gay.

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

I'm Batman.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

im saul and i love cock

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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