Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

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i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

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A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

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an athiest walks into a church

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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im saul and i love cock

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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