Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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what did one caterpillar say to another caterpillar? let's be butterflies

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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Knock knock

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Dick Chaney

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What do you call a black person who drives a plane? A pilot.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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