How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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women's rights

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Hey Tim lets think of a joke

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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