- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

What's 6 inches long, held in your hand, and has a round tip? A pencil you pervert.

Religion

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

Chikin nuggets

What did the man say to the attractive female bartender as he left the bar? Well, it's been fun but I hate you so I'm leaving to kill your entire family.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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