What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Why did the woman keep getting sexually harassed while calling for her lost dog? Her dog is named "Ilovedicks."

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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