What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What has two legs and graduated from ninja school? Okyrin Sakajuru. He also went on to win two all city titles and roundhouse kick of the day, performed on a wild tiger. As time passes, he stops practicing and becomes a lethargic street criminal. He is eventually captured by local authorities and charged with the robberies and two counts of aggravated assault. Leaving his children behind to the system where they are neglected and depressed about their fathers situation. He makes bail after 3 months and opens a strip club for dwarfs but loses it all after not finding stripper poles that are dwarf friendly.

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Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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