why did the banana go to the doctor? answer: he wasnt peeling well lollolololloololololololololololololooolololololololol i just fell of my dinosaur

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they dont make sense. Refrigerator.

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What's worse than women's rights? Actually, not much, because women throughout history suffered for too long the hardships of over dominant male figures and deserve the freedoms they have achieved today.

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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