Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's better than winning a Gold Medal in the Special Olympics? Not being handicapped in the first place.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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