Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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what is not funny? This joke.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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What is black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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