Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink? What was the Alzheimer patient favorite drink?

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first koala. Why did the man fall of his bike? He was struck with a falling koala. Why did the fish fall of its bike? Because it's a fish. What is fuzzy and might kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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Women's Rights

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Knock knock Who's there? Labrinth Come in

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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women's rights

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Yee

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Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?? Because it Died

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Anti Joke

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