A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Have you seen Hellen Keller's treehouse? No. It's quite nice, her father made it himself.

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A man went to the doctor. He had experienced some strong abdominal pain. The doctor looked at him and ordered some tests to be done. He had a kidney stone. The day after he passed the stone, he got ran over by a bus. The man's name was Bob.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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roses are red violets are blue does this smell like chloroform

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What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

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Why did Bob get off the swing? Because he was done.

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If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

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How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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What would Muhammed do?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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