Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A: A quadriplegic.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? getting your Fallopian tubes ripped out by wolverine

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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What's the ultimtate guerilla camoflauge at night time? Black people.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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Why does ISIS want guns? Because they wanted to kill. Duh.

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A blonde woman with her son are in walmart , as they approach the food and beverage section , they see a mexican man looking at the eggs. The man asks for help from the blonde woman about egg quality. She says ABD Eggs are the best so the mexican guy chooses that. Upon leaving the little boy points to the mexicans guys hat and shouts "ALIENS !" the mother gets really embarassed and shouts at her son for his behaviour and says it is not right. The mum gets relieved that she say that the mexican guy could not hear since he was listening to music. Upon the way out the mum spots a purplish liquid dripping out of the mexican guys hair. She asks him and he replies "Its the hair gel". The blonde and son nods and continues on their lives. - AK

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Why is that man such a perv? I don't know. Ever since I let him see my boobs, he has had this undying obsession with sex. So, I guess that, as society would classify him, he is a sex addict. He will do anything for it, even if he needs a man to get it. I feel terrible about starting his obsession, and plan to take him to therapy next week for the sake of his health.

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A Jew walks into an expensive Hotel and orders 500 dollars worth of wine.

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YOU

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had three balls.

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A lumberjack wearing women's underwear under his clothes walks into a bar. Several Canadian Mounties stand up and surround him, compliment him on his cooking and offer to go looking for some wild flowers for his herb collection.

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Why did the black man have drugs? He had a very serious medical condition that involved putting himself at a high risk at any time without proper medications, therefore he requires drugs to sustain him and hopefully prevent him from dying. To immediately believe that he was in possession of illegal drugs is a very racist assumption that is representative of one of the numerous racial problems that faces our society today.

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sir ya look like ron weasly hhahahahaha LEL

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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