- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

whats worse that being raped by a giant squirrel? being raped by two giant squirrels.

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

What do you call one white guy surrounded by 10 BIG black guys? The most common NFL Offence

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

Knock, Knock Who's There

4 score and 7 years ago was 1965

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

What did the man say when he put his genitals in a blender? Argggghhh!

Matt is a Duster!

Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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