Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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Why do vampires drink blood? Maybe if they existed you could ask one.

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Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

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So, these two antennas were getting married. The wedding was great, but the reception was terrible!

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What happened when the paraplegic man went into the bar? Nothing the man couldnt get into the bar because the bar has no wheelchair ramp.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

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What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

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What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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poopoo

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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what do u call a man being beaten in the street the cops

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Heeeheeeerrrrrrrrrrr

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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roses are red violets are blue clean up that **** or no sex 4 u

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How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

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Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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Thats a real shame. How come your eyes are red to begin with? You can use hypnosis to change the color, but if you never learned how, I am not gonna teach you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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