- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you call a cow without legs? Disabled.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

Your mom is so fat... That you inherited type one diabetes.

What do you call someone who is unwilfully forced into a life of emotional abuse and domestic violence? My daughter.

what do you call a black lawyer? a very well educated black man

A woman wears a dress.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

Sam Hengal.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have some hanky panky , but silly Jill forgot her pill so now there's little Frankie...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

Why was the little boy speechless? His best friend was just run over by a plow truck.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

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