- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

wanna hear a joke? i dont

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

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