What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

What did one penguin say to the other Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But I have a gun, So get in the van

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Adele walks into a bar. The barman says she's too ugly hahahahahahahahahahhahahahha lololololololololololololol

What did the boy ask the ice cream man? Can I have some ice cream?

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Why did a little kid have a long face Because his face was stretched out by a truck wheel

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

What's worse than rain on your birthday? Dying

why didn't the boy get any presents for his birthday? because when his dad went to the store to get him some presents he ended up buying presents for himself like a huge douchebag.... and the apple doesn't fall from the tree so his son is a douchebag too and doesn't deserve presents.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

if my evil next door neighbor is building a rocket to steal the moon with the help of 3 little girls, a grumpy old man and about 5000 small yellow poeple; what do i do? get sued for coping a copyrighted movie plot

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

Wanna hear a joke? that disabled guy who wants to climb mount everest.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

When life gives you lemons, you should be wondering how "life" managed to give you those lemons.

OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

my mind's eye?

Anti Joke

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