3 men are walking down a dirt path. One is a retired member of the US Air Force. The other of the Marines. The last one of the Navy. They are arguing about why their respective section of the military is the best. They lose track of where they're going and fall off of a cliff onto the spinning propeller of a US Coast Guard helicopter.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender lights him on fire.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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im saul and i love cock

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an athiest walks into a church

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Yo mamas so greasy that she has a beard

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Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Your social life.

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How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, If a wood chuck could chuck wood? A full study has never been commissioned into the amount of wood chucked by a groundhog and thus far remains an unknown quantity. ls

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david weres the slug gone

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

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What did Juliet tell Romeo before they kissed? Kiss me Romeo

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

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Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

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What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

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why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

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wanna hear a joke? i dont

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

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why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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