A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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its funny cuz i laughed!

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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Who invented apple? God

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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A talent agency is giving auditions and is just about to rap it up when a family shows up. They reluctantly agree to their "brief" audition given that they had found no suitable talent that day. The routine starts with the father starting 6 chainsaws at once while simultaneously starting a juggling/lumberjacking routine. His beautiful wife proceeds to toss him additional chainsaws (as he continually throws them for dramatic effect) while also maintaining a hypnotizing dance which seems to drain your desire to leave from your very soul. The children take turns jumping in between the chainsaws while doing a silent replay of the movie, "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon." After it plays out the father tosses the final chainsaw up in the air which lands standing straight, quivering in the dust of the studio. The studio manager says, "Why that's an AMAZING act!! I'll sign you right now! What do you call your act?" In response to which, the father shits on his desk.

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A man walks into a bar, asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender says, "That'll be $3.50." Man says,"The joke maker did not explain monetary transactions."

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Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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