- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why did the little boy die? He had cancer.

where does someone with one leg work? -no where this is a recession

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

I haven't had sex for about 2 years, 10 months, 20 days and 4 minutes. It doesn't bother me though.

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

Why was the man sad His got raped

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why can't a dinosaur clap its hands? Dinosaurs are extinct.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

Why did I get thumbs down from everyone? Answer: Because they hate my anti-joke.

What happens when you turn 70? You have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it. What happens when you turn 71? You still have to go into your settings and make the text in your phone larger just so you can read it.

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What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

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