Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

What do you call a chair in the middle of the road? A danger to drivers.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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