Why did the Egg turn Purple Because it didnt turn blue.

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what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

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how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb?................ we dont know because u cant c them

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

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Knock knock. Who's there? Obama. Obama who? Barack Obama, President of the United States. I was wondering if I could borrow a cup of sugar. I'm baking cookies for my family, because they really like my cookies.

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What can fly, but is always under you? A flying worm.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Praise Paisley

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Barack Obama plays basketball

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

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A man walks into a bard with a politician, an Asian man, and a sailor. They all get drinks and have a good time.

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What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

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How did Clumsy Clearance eat shit? He was in the Human Centipede.

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High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

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Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

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The following is neither a joke or anti-joke. It's a brainteaser. It's called the Monty Hall Problem. Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind 1 door is a car; behind the other 2 doors are goats. You then choose a door. The host then opens another door and reveals a goat. He then says to you, "Do you want to stick with your choice or switch?" Is it to your advantage to switch your choice? The correct answer yes, switching gives you a better odds of winning. Why? There is a simple way to understand it without the mathematical demonstration. Suppose we have the three doors 1, 2 3 and the number 2 is the winner. If you choose not to change , of course the chances to win is 1/3. Now. what happens if you decide to change? The answer is that if you initially chose an incorrect door, you will always win. In the example, if you initially chose the door 1, the presenter will open door 3(because the door 2 is the winner so he can't open that door) So if you change you will win. The same happens if you initially chose door 3(the presenter will open door 1 and if you change you will win). You will only loose if you initially chose door 2(the presenter will open door 1 or 3, and when changing you will loose) So the conclusion is that if you always decide to change, if initially you have chosen ANY(and any in capital letters!) of the TWO incorrect doors you will win. So the chances when changing is 2/3.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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