- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the gay guys house Knock knock Who is there The chicken!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 Who? YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm wearing pants and I'm hungry

What is green and has wheels? A blue car.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

Q.What did the homeless kid get from santa? A. Play Doe. Because he was a good boy. Q.what did the Rich Kid get form santa? A Coal. Because he was a bod boy. The rich kid then got mad and threw the coal at the homeless kid hitting him on the head which killed him of enturnaly bleeding.

Two scientists are working in a lab. The first one asks, "Do you want some sodium?" The second one pours acid into the first one's eyes.

How do you kill a blonde? Choke her.

Why was the little boy crying? Because he had an undescended testicle

What's worse than finding out that your dog has worms? Finding out that you have worms.

Roses were red Violets were blue Until the Fire nation attacked Now it's all black

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know. It depends how high the light is.

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

What's worse than a pile of dead babies A live one eating its way out!

How did the weak old man with cancer beat it? He hung himself.

Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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