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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? You would still call them the Flintsones

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

There once was a man from Peru Who dreamed he was eating his shoe He then shortly died in his sleep due to heart failure at the age of 81.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

Every week or so Chuck Norris does his laundry.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

a mexican and a black guy are sitting in a car, who's driving? the police

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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