whats the difference between a boyscout and a jew? boyscouts come home from camp

Whats cooler than being cool in High School? Nothing, now take a hit...everyone's looking

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

How do you kill a retard? you shoot him in the head

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

how do you upset a black guy kill his family :)

I was gonna clean my room. But then my mom did it.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

how did the man with the gun die? obesity

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

ejaculation JLR

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

I'm Batman.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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