Q. Why is the road black? A. One hundred million dollars!

Q: Where do you go when its cold? A: A corner because its 90 degrees.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

Hey, Have you Seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he!

Your Face... It's Beautiful.

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

What's the difference between celery and a truck?

Knock knock *open*

Rishi has popcorn while wass n jess r making jokes on anti jokes

ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What happens when an antijoke and a joke comes together? Unicorns mate with Neil Patrick Harris

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What ever happened to Sally? We don't know she went missing over 5 years ago.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...