- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? other person: What? A:how am i suppose to know I'm not a lawyer.

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the toddler fall over? He's an Iraqi child and has been shot in both legs, being readied for a public execution for fighting on the opposing side.

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

why did the mokey fall out of the tree because it was dead.

Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Why did the american block the road? Because he just ate at Mc donalds.

Why was the guy tired? His titties were too big

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

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