- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm Batman.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

why do asprins work? Because they're white

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Who invented apple? God

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

why did the kid die? his mom shot him

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

its funny cuz i laughed!

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

Did you hear about the Polish couple taking selfies while on vacation in Portugal? They fell off a cliff and died in front of their children. True story.

A lysdexic man tries to spell rentally metarded.

A Black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Who is driving? The black guy. Its his car.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

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