- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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it's funny because it's funny

A man loses his wife in a car accident He then fall into a deep depression then hangs himself.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

what do JFK, plato, and a dead penguin have in common? theyre all dead.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? A good example of friendly competition.

What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

What's old and baggy? An old bag.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

Why did Rosie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus...

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Why is 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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