- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the judgmental teacher say to a challenged student? your stupid

what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

A black guy, a Jew, and a Mexican jump out of a plane. Who dies first? Well, judging by the fact that black people in general have a higher body mass, the black man most likely would smash into the ground first.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with his friend that was on the other side.

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock. Who's There? The Landlord. Your rent's late.

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Farlingaye high school :L what a crap place!

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Yes.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

A stripper walks into a bar. She works there.

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

Q. Why did the 8 year old girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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