- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a green blur in the sky? Super pickle?

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Noooooooo...

Roses are red violets are blue I have alziemers banana cookie!

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 crickets

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

A black man, a Rabbi, a circus clown, a soldier and the Pope all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, a joke?"

A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

How do you confuse a blond? Look at her

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

Q: What was the proctologist doing on the street? A: He was observing the assfault.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

What is pink and gets wet a tounge

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

hola said the chinese man

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Who has no penis Religious Believers

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