- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why didn't you hit the little mexican boy riding a bike? - it's probably was not your bike and it would have been against the law if you did so it was the kind thing to do -AHW

What do you call a blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba? A blue penquin dipped in chocolate doing the samba!

Your mother is so ugly corrective surgery would not be able to improve her appearance

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, It's still in its pen.

Joesph Triphook.

tom pauling

What did the father tell his son who was caught stealing from the teacher? --The father didn't say anything because he walked out on his family when the children were born.

if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

What's red bubbly and spins around? A baby in a microwave

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. And a tree. And a lamp.

What kind of key can unlock a banana? Basically any key that is sharp enough.

kennah campion... being nice

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

Get Outta Here We're Closed!

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

roses are red unless they are the pink ones oh yeah they're also pretty expensive

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

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