What's brown and smells like shit? My boxers.

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What's worse than walking into a lampost? Your seven year old child accidentally finding and watching a sex tape that you made years ago.

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Why was the man choking? He was eating to fast.

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how many baby's does it take to clean paint your house red. depends on the quality of the crusher.

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Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

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whats a joke

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? a bike

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what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

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Why did the boy find love? because if the girl did not love her he would kill her

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Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

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BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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Jews

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What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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