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What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Pringle ? One is a snack cracker, the other is a crack snacker.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

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Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Does pizza sound good for dinner?

Why am I sad right now? Because I just Sh*t my pants.

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Horse with a chair on his head.

Three men walk into a bar and suffer permanent brain damage

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's brown and sticky? A Mexicans underwear.

What's the hardest thing to do while masturbating? Having sex.

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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