Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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A: Knock knock! B: A: Guess no one's home.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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penis

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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I've got a boner

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Knock knock Who's There Doctor Doctor Who? Wrong, it's Dr. Doozer, you have AIDS

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What happened to the boy who fell off the swing? He got hurt.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Haha, sucker, this is actually a glue factory" The horse is brutally slaughtered and his remains are sold for a profit as part of a glue product

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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