Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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i was molested.

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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make me a sandwich!

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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what the hell happened to your face

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Were your parents drunk when they named you?

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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