Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair? She had dementia.

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today? Scream and scrach at the top of his coffin.

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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Knock Knock "Who's There?" *No answer* The man proceeds to go on with his life

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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The big problem with politicians is they're always lying but fortunately there's always a moment when it's not a problem anymore. When they do it down in their tombs.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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A black guy, a Mexican guy and a Jew walk into a hospital. They are all undergoing the same chemotherapy treatment.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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