What happens when a japanese boy goes into a planet called Zypharecion which is 2000 light years away with 20% oxygen and 78% nitrogen and 2% of other earthly air elements and heats up a balloon enough that it explodes? He wont be at that planet because it does not exist and travelling at the speed of light has not been proven possible for humans.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Women's rights.

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Women's Rights

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

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Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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who did the strait guy marry? a woman

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

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Edward and Bella looked at each other. Then they both died. Oh, and Jacob is actually a transvestite.

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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Why's the sun red? It's not it's orange.........retard

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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Anti Joke

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