- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Q:What's the difference between a pinata and a baby? A: One I hang from a tree and beat to death and the other one is a pinata..

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

What's brown and sticky? a stick.

Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

Hey Tim lets think of a joke

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

whats worse than ten dead babies in one trashcan? one dead baby in ten trashcans

A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

Two gay guys walked in to a bar. It's unfair of me to make the assumption that they're gay, they just be really good friends whom aren't opposed to touching each other.

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