Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

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When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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a man cries out to god.... and god does't reply.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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my bubbles!

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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