Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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how long does it take for a black woman to poop? depending on what she ate, about 5 to 10 minutes

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was arrested by the ASPCA and PETA for letting the chicken run free near a horribly busy road

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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What is the similarety between a car and a banana? Both starts with B

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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