How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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The meme walks out of the bar.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse doesn't reply because horse can't talk.

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Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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Religion

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Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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