whats annoying and black? black people

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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Gale swallows.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why was school cancelled? Because the school was bombed.

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Whats 9+10? 19

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What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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On a scale of one to 10, F*ck yourself.

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An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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A bear walks into a bar. The building is evacuated swiftly but several people are killed

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A barrel of monkeys is only a barrel of laughs if they're alive and telling jokes.

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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What is colourful and explodes in the air. I don't know but it sounds cool!

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A quadrapeldgic walks no where

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There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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A Woman out of the kitchen

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