- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

what is brown with wheels? a potatoe, i was just kidding about the wheels

these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A: Cancer.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What did the White guy say to the Black Guy? "Hey, what's up?"

Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

When life throws you lemons, duck because they freakin' hurt.

What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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