- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier than 1 Mecican? 2 Mexicans

Roses are red Violets are purple I just got raped by a clown

To the person who wrote the dislike joke: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAH GOOD FAIL!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Whats worse than falling down the stairs? Falling UP the stairs.

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