A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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a jew throwing a dime into a wishing well.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Religion

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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What happens when you throw a cricket bat at a blonde? She is hurt and reports you to the police for anti-social behaviour.

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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What happened when a boy threw a ball at the wall? It hit him in the face

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Yee

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This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Let's make like your mother and walk out on your family during pre-adolescence.

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A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

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69.9

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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