Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

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Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

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a muslim walks into a bar, he then remembers his religion forbids the drinking of alcohol and walks back out

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What is the most attractive part of a woman's body? The part where she doesn't have a penis. I know, I know, the no-penis thing looks weird and strange, but hear me out. I think it's kind of cute and quirky. Like, oops, there's something that's supposed to be there, but isn't.

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Did you see that picture of Helen Keller's dad? Yes. She didn't.

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women's rights

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What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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You're momma's so fat, she's got high cholesterol.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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Why did the blind man cross the road? To end the suffering of a lifetime illness.

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what do giraffes have that other animals don't have? -baby giraffes

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Why can't black people swim? Because most African American individuals grow up in inner urban cities where they have little or no access to swimming facilities.

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Awesome! I've just received my giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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