What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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69.9

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Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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i was molested.

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how do you put a giraffe in a fridge? open the door, put the giraffe in and close the door. how do you put an elephant in a fridge? open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door. the lion king is holding a conference in the jungle and all the animals turn up except for one, which animal is missing? the elephant, it's in the fridge. you come across a river you need to cross, but it is infested with man-eating crocodiles, how to you cross the river without dying? just swim across, all the crocodiles are at the conference.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

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What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

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A man walks into a bar He says ouch

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Religion

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Anti Joke

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