- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

You.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

What do you call a man with no arms and legs swimming? Drowning.

What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

Whats the difference between and anti joke and a joke? There two different things.

whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

i love u. so rate me good or i will talk to my lawyer. nothing personal, i just have no arms, legs, or nose and got broken up with by a girlfriend yesterday (and no, she was not fake) Her name was maria. On the bright side, my grandma woke up this morning!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

A man rubs a magic lamp nothing happens

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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